Introduce yourself! (And Rules Are Here, Too.)

All of the new members go here and say a few words! New members, here are some rules:

• Swearing is not allowed. (I censored a few words already, but if you see some uncensored foul language, P.M. it to me as soon as possible.)
  
• No mature content (I mean by nudity, gore, stuff like that. Kiddies could be watching, you know.)
  
• Please don't spam. Nobody likes that stuff.

Anyway, that's just about it.